![]() ![]() ![]() Your paycheck may come from fiscal services but, goddammit, after six beers you can pretty much convince yourself that you work for the Lord himself. Because in a police department of about three thousand sworn souls, you are one of thirty-six investigators entrusted with the pursuit of that most extraordinary of crimes: the theft of a human life. “Then you can go to Cher's Pub at Lexington and Guilford, where that selfsame assistant state's attorney, if possessed of any human qualities at all, will buy you a bottle of domestic beer.Īnd you drink it. ― Laurie Halse Anderson, quote from Speak There is nothing wrong with summer school.ġ0. Our bus drivers are highly trained professionals.ĩ. We will figure out how to turn off the heat soon.Ĩ. Colleges care more about you than your SAT scores.ħ. The new text books will arrive any day now.ĥ. Students must stay on campus during lunch.Ĥ. Driving to school is a privilege that can be taken away.ģ. You will use algebra in your adult lives.Ģ. TEN MORE LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOLġ. These will be the years you look back on fondly. Your schedule was created with you in mind.ġ0. Guidance counselors are always available to listen.Ĩ. Our football team will win the championship this year.ħ. No smoking is allowed on school grounds.ĥ. ![]() ![]() You will have time to get to your class before the bell rings.Ĥ. “THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOLĢ. ![]()
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